April 15th, 2008
Bullets from C.V.O.’z 101 CLICK !?; <------
I've decided to take a more hands-on approach and grasp the world of corporate blogging.
Some bullets on Q1.
Havnt u hurrd?!: DEAFWISH has joined the WAR ON MUSIC!$!$!!$!$!
The elusive tornado of thrash
-> BOOZE YOUR DELUSION 1 & 2 <-
has been awakened on 7" of the
LOUDest VIYNL in recent
NORTHCOAST HISTORY!$!
!
soon to be available online from DEAFWISH -> the programmers are on strike. We’re in a stand-off. Is a world of warcraft wedding a payable holiday?!_<-shareholder thoughts welcumm
- HERE
- HERE
- AND HERE
over 50 minutes of hardcore NORTHCOAST $hi@ is gonna bee drippin’ ur way soon.
- wuz slathered in Greasy Greatness
W3rd to the strut an c-TracKT
- is dyyk’z about letting you use their sweet p.a. (a.ka. BA$$ CANN0N’s)
- don’t give drink specials - say to c0me back on MonDay -> 2 get paid!?;!”
“NO RYDER!?:0! HEDS WILL ROLL IN LEGAL”
Howeve=a =>> THE DEAFWISH CRU DESTROYED -> if you stayed in and studeed -> GOOD ONE BLOCKHED
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March 26th, 2008
poster says it all.
put on your dancing shoes.
bling up, roll out or
just come and drink beers.
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March 4th, 2008
Hook up with the DEAFWISH CRU this Saturday, March 8th at the Yellow Dog Tavern. Show starts late (say 1130ish) but an open-to-all break dance competition is set to take place beforehand. Bring your $crilla and buy some sw33t DEAFWISH gear.
Seeya thurrrrr!;>}{!
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February 8th, 2008
Check out the new Emcee Greasy Burger video for KNOW THA CODE. We’z scraped togethur $60 to make rap video mayhem -> NOW WITH HOT DOGS!!!!
You can also see this madd monster on myspace and youtube. GO!
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January 21st, 2008
DEAFWISH continues to diversify!
Join us on Saturday, February 9th, 2008 for the official launch of our new uni-sex fragrance, SLAMND!>! - metro.
Don’t fret! There’s gonna be NORTHCOAST rap music! Emcee Greasy Burger and the whole DEAFWISH CRU will rap your pantz off with support from Contrackt and some yet to be named rock ‘n roll.
Hooligans Neighborhood Pub
61 Sherbrook St.
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Clear ur skedulez & STOP STANKIN’
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January 7th, 2008
Thankz to everyone who took the time to rep the annual meeting. We taking over in 2k8, you’ve only got a taste!;?!
The official .doc on our 2007 actions is coming soon, we’re just looking for the littlest hands to publish it cheap.
good work team.
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January 4th, 2008
If you’re coming to the annual meeting this Saturday, this message was out on the socializers:
Hey friends!
Extra special announcement.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
Seriously though, we’ve got some extra serious positions that need to be fufilled at the meeting.
Titles are as follows:
V.I.P of marketing
Chairman of Dumpster Arson
V.P. Sales - North-Central Division
Shadow President of the Planet
Heeey Buddy!;?!!
V.P. of Shmokes
Ambassador to California Foods
Fuckin’ Suit
A & R asshole
A & R friendship Ambassador (to Ethiopia)
Tattoo Rep; esk-wire
Socialist Network Rep
Hip Hop Ghetto Ambassador
Dope Slangin’ Secretariat
Opium Deeler (yah’meen)
O.G. Translation Specialist
V.P. XXtra Efficiency
V.P. of Artist Hygene
“Lynch Pinn”
Inspector General; BLANGG!?;!
Every one of these positions will be filled.
Act now!
Choose a title, first come first served, and make sure you have a strong stomach and an eye for pie charts.
Be Kooler than ur friendz.
DO IT
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January 2nd, 2008
Recommended Dress: Business Casual
Remember, corporate reviews are coming up so you better make a good impression! There will be a prize for the associate who rocks the best beige.
Best Blingz Rules in Effect
What does that mean? Repp your wealth with a super neck chain and you could win a prize. Buy/Borrow/Build or steal your bling and wear it to the show! The only rule is it has to be worn around the neck. The winner will be chosen by Emcee Greasy Burger himself.
$3 - party starts at 10:00 pm - xpect the unexpected
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December 24th, 2007
In an effort to maintain an ‘all inclusive’ environment and minimize costs, DEAFWISH has chosen to forgo the gift baskets. There is no reason for the season.
The party is January 5th at the annual meeting.
Stay warm, Play Krunk and be happy you’re in the know i.e. Happy Holidayz people.
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December 19th, 2007
FEATURING MC GREASY BURGER, CHEEZEKWAYKE, Dwight POWDER!, Thé Thé & more!
Give 2008 the running drop kick it asked you for!;/! Join us for the DEAFWISH annual meeting. We’re talking prizes, party and, best of all, NORTHCOAST MUZACK!
Official meeting agenda will be available soon. Friend us on the myspace or join the Greasy Group on f@$b00k and get the facts.
ALSO:
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