DEAFWISH Announces Sattelite Plans

Recognizing the need to diversify business, DEAFWISH has officially announced plans to move into the communication industry. Set to launch in the near future the DEAFSTAR Communication Satellite aims to be the first manned communication satellite orbiting interspace.Phase one of the project will see a rocket operated by a 5 lemur crew launched into the stratosphere. The roadmap to a human inhabited station is being developed while DEAFWISH aerospace technicians monitor the monkey progress.

The DEAFStar is anticipated to be one of the most comprehensive satellites in orbit, boasting feature never before dreamed of. It is expected that the lemurs will have the satellite up and running by early 2007.

The Central Victory Officer is rumored to be in talks with various pizza snack manufacturers who may have use for the remote microwave capabilities planned for later versions of the DEAFSTAR.