Important DEAFWISH Meeting News!

If you’re coming to the annual meeting this Saturday, this message was out on the socializers:

Hey friends!

Extra special announcement.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Seriously though, we’ve got some extra serious positions that need to be fufilled at the meeting.

Titles are as follows:

V.I.P of marketing
Chairman of Dumpster Arson
V.P. Sales - North-Central Division
Shadow President of the Planet
Heeey Buddy!;?!!
V.P. of Shmokes
Ambassador to California Foods
Fuckin’ Suit
A & R asshole
A & R friendship Ambassador (to Ethiopia)
Tattoo Rep; esk-wire
Socialist Network Rep
Hip Hop Ghetto Ambassador
Dope Slangin’ Secretariat
Opium Deeler (yah’meen)
O.G. Translation Specialist
V.P. XXtra Efficiency
V.P. of Artist Hygene
“Lynch Pinn”
Inspector General; BLANGG!?;!

Every one of these positions will be filled.

Act now!
Choose a title, first come first served, and make sure you have a strong stomach and an eye for pie charts.

Be Kooler than ur friendz.

DO IT