Cupped out? Get Trashy!
November 25, 2008
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Thanks you all for dropping by the frat party on Saturday. Reviews rolled in with the general consensus being that it was ‘Epic!’. If you didn’t get your chance to hoist the cup, consider yourself a loser for this year.
Butt…On to bigger DEAFWISH things. Check out the poster:
It’s Emcee Greasy Burger’s birthday + a DEAFWISH job expo!!!!!! This is your chance to apply for the position of your choice within the DEAFWISH team&*!(!
Frat Party TONIGHT&*(!
November 22, 2008
Don’t be a dumb @s$. You don’t want to regret missing this.
Banned Music – November 18 – 2008
November 19, 2008
Hippies and college tokers around the world…the time has come to close The Doors.
The DEAFWISH Statistics and Analysis team has gathered some historical data. Check out this chart:
Reppin’ hard on the pink line is the amount of BA$$ required for sound that doesn’t suck. As you can see by the red line, The Doors and their noodlie 60′z stone have failed to keep pace. Thu$, we can finally put the Lizard king to rest.
R.I.P. -> It is recommended that you funnel vodka until you die or forget that the storm was ever ridden and the fires that were lit. DEAFWISH is not responsible for you actions.
In badd news:
The T.I. index exploded and caught fire. Pray for forgivene$$%^&*(!)
Funnel full of Rap shows!&#!
November 17, 2008
Don’t forget about the frat boy house party featuring Employee of the Month & Sodomizing Sara(h) this Saturday.
We’ve got our team of engineers hard at work finishing up the Stanley Cup of beer funnels, so don’t forget your 6 packs!
Frat / sorority dress code is in affect, so look like a preppy loser or get beat up by the preppy losers! MC/DJ KNIFE will be scr3win’ the wheels of steel — electro slam starts around 10:30. Be there!!!
ALSO: Book December 6th off, as Emcee Greasy Burger + CRU will be at the Cavern with Greg Kraj and Dr. D***R***. Come celebrate the birthday of the one and only Greasy Greatne$$
.Ban the Bad – Play the Good.
November 5, 2008
Don’t forget it’s Ban Music Tuesday on tha NORTHCOAST&!)!&!
Also…take out your cellphones -> Call yOur assitants!*(! DEAFWISH Rap team Emcee Greasy Burger, Employee of the month, CheeZekWayke, DWIGHT P.O.W.D.E.R. the thé
