Funnel full of Rap shows!&#!

Don’t forget about the frat boy house party featuring Employee of the Month & Sodomizing Sara(h) this Saturday.

We’ve got our team of engineers hard at work finishing up the Stanley Cup of beer funnels, so don’t forget your 6 packs!

Frat / sorority dress code is in affect, so look like a preppy loser or get beat up by the preppy losers! MC/DJ KNIFE will be scr3win’ the wheels of steel — electro slam starts around 10:30. Be there!!!

ALSO: Book December 6th off, as Emcee Greasy Burger + CRU will be at the Cavern with Greg Kraj and Dr. D***R***. Come celebrate the birthday of the one and only Greasy Greatne$$