BANNED MUSIC – February 22, 2009

There’s nothing like an aging “punk band” who; 14.7 years later; is still trying to tap that TWEEN market to reunite the DEAFWISH crack team for some BANNING. Some consider them the Canadian Green Day. We consider anything known as the “Canadian version…” to suck limp donkey dink.

Their new album is about DEATH. We can only hope for a subtle twist when their tour/pedofile bus crashes into a semi-truck with a cargo of miracle whip on the yellow head highway, leaving their mangled disfigured bodies with the stench of rotten mayonaise, followed by a pencil dyck music critic from vancouver to nonchallently think, “Isn’t that ironic.”

Yes you were good 14 years ago. Now ur fading like Tom’s hairline!#$%^&*!(! All Gob that isn’t this video is banned. UR wElC0m3#!

Employee of the Month Raps 2 Stay Cool

Cel1phone vidz of DEAFWISH rapper Employee of the Month live in the studio. Employee has been working with in-house power team SCHUGG NITE

on a slew of mixtape tracks due out in the 1st half of this year.

SEX OFFENDER!^! – A DEAFWISH menace!&*(!

FINALLY@#$%^&*(! The team you voted for; presented in Obamavision*!(!:;: SEX OFFENDER -> we smoke too!!!!!!! Sights, smells and sound like a nightmare you’ll want to hear again, Employee of the Month teams up with Sodomizing Sara(h) to prezent aw3some*(!

It’z a birthday party:::so come an partay^! Summer of Legs and Angry Dragons will not disappoint%^!&*