BANNED MUSIC – February 22, 2009

There’s nothing like an aging “punk band” who; 14.7 years later; is still trying to tap that TWEEN market to reunite the DEAFWISH crack team for some BANNING. Some consider them the Canadian Green Day. We consider anything known as the “Canadian version…” to suck limp donkey dink.

Their new album is about DEATH. We can only hope for a subtle twist when their tour/pedofile bus crashes into a semi-truck with a cargo of miracle whip on the yellow head highway, leaving their mangled disfigured bodies with the stench of rotten mayonaise, followed by a pencil dyck music critic from vancouver to nonchallently think, “Isn’t that ironic.”

Yes you were good 14 years ago. Now ur fading like Tom’s hairline!#$%^&*!(! All Gob that isn’t this video is banned. UR wElC0m3#!