R3VIEW >> BLACK WOODSTOCK: The Soundtrack – Hosted by DJ Esco and Future

R3VIEW >> BLACK WOODSTOCK: The Soundtrack – Hosted by DJ Esco and Future

Future & DJ Esco - Black Woodstock: The Soundtrack - Review - DEAFWISH

It’s Black Woodstock yo! People are instagramming, popping mollies and plastic wrapping Ecuadorian herbs on their arms so they can hallucinate!

HILIGHTS:

  • There’s skits before and after just about every song to distract you that all the beats sound pretty much the same!
  • It’s Black Woodstock, motherfucker!
  • The beats yo! Most of them sound like symphonie orchestras crashing into each other and shit!

LOWLIGHTS:

  • Every song that Future isn’t on.
  • Ludacris calling in from London saying he can’t make it to Black Woodstock but might come by after to collect some free booze anyway. Fuck him anyway.

MY FAVORITE SONG:

Take This 4 Granted

MORE R3AL TALK on BLACK WOODSTOCK
Future does some shit on his adlibs where his voice sounds like screeching metal plates but it’s still in tune somehow. Oh yeah I guess he used autotune.

BUT “the man” didn’t enjoy Black Woodstock because he shut it down with the Ghetto Bird, and then some Italian thugs threatened to chop DJ Esco’s balls off over the telephone. Better luck next year, I hope they can get it better organized because this sounds like a real positive event!

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