Power Down. The internet has peaked.

Power Down. The internet has peaked.

Ok shut up, stop what you’re doing and check this out.

It’s important.

Your loser kids can wait.

There’s a movie coming out called Kung Fury. And Kung Fury looks insane.

By all accounts it will be the perfect 80’s cop movie cheese insanity. But not just any cheese. I’m talking about some fancy French cheese ageing in a volcano for centuries only to be released by a double rainbow. And the cheese has been rocking a work out montauge to Eye Of The Tiger this entire time and has killer abs….

So here’s the point.

As part of their kickstarter campaign David hasslehoff took something that was impossible to improve. And guess what, he dumped a serious pile of awesome on it.

I don’t even know how I’m forming scentences after viewing this. Get your grandma or your dog, or whoever you hold dear, crank the volume to eleven THOUSAND and witness how everything up to this point is now irrelevant.

Caution: your life will SUCK in comparison to this. If you find yourself in crisis, call the suicide prevention Hotline @ 1-204-222-2222.

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Summary: David Hasselhoff delivers.
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Power Down. The internet has peaked. DrunkUncleAndy David Hasselhoff delivers.

Ok shut up, stop what you're doing and check this out. It's important. Your loser kids can wait. There's a movie coming out called Kung Fury. An...

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