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Banned Music - November 18 - 2008

DEAFWISH — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:52:16 +0000

Hippies and college tokers around the world…the time has come to close The Doors.

The DEAFWISH Statistics and Analysis team has gathered some historical data. Check out this chart:

Reppin’ hard on the pink line is the amount of BA$$ required for sound that doesn’t suck. As you can see by the red line, The Doors and their noodlie 60′z stone have failed to keep pace. Thu$, we can finally put the Lizard king to rest.

R.I.P. -> It is recommended that you funnel vodka until you die or forget that the storm was ever ridden and the fires that were lit. DEAFWISH is not responsible for you actions.

In badd news:
The T.I. index exploded and caught fire. Pray for forgivene$$%^&*(!)

Funnel full of Rap shows!&#!

DEAFWISH — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:41:13 +0000

Don’t forget about the frat boy house party featuring Employee of the Month & Sodomizing Sara(h) this Saturday.

We’ve got our team of engineers hard at work finishing up the Stanley Cup of beer funnels, so don’t forget your 6 packs!

Frat / sorority dress code is in affect, so look like a preppy loser or get beat up by the preppy losers! MC/DJ KNIFE will be scr3win’ the wheels of steel — electro slam starts around 10:30. Be there!!!

ALSO: Book December 6th off, as Emcee Greasy Burger + CRU will be at the Cavern with Greg Kraj and Dr. D***R***. Come celebrate the birthday of the one and only Greasy Greatne$$

.Ban the Bad - Play the Good.

DEAFWISH — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:12:19 +0000

Don’t forget it’s Ban Music Tuesday on tha NORTHCOAST&!)!&!

Also…take out your cellphones -> Call yOur assitants!*(! DEAFWISH Rap team Emcee Greasy Burger, Employee of the month, CheeZekWayke, DWIGHT P.O.W.D.E.R. the thé

Banned Music - November 4 - 2008

DEAFWISH — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:32:40 +0000

This just in from the LEGAL TEAM@#$%^!

6.n.0w! - - - Based on numbers gathered by DEAFWISH statistics an’ analysis the T.I. index is in a shit-storm barrel roll%^&!*(! The shit rope is getting short%^&!! We’re staring down the barrel of of a shit cannon.^&*(!!

ALSO$%^&*(!

1.a.16 - - - Any sound (or pattern of sounds) that encourages “Celtic dancing” shal be punishible by Aaron Carter playing bag pipes.

Frat Boy House Party - November 22!

DEAFWISH — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:56:06 +0000

November 22nd is a day for celebration. Come join DEAFWISH rapper Employee of the Month and witness the return of Sodomizing Sara(h) as we celebrate the founding of our National Hockey League. Expect a guest appearance by the might Emcee Greasy Burger.

Dress like your favorite frat boy or sorority chick and prepare to taste victory. The Stanley cup funnel will be in attendance. Contact the CVO personally, or hit us up on myspace for the details.