NEW NORTHCOAST RAP >> THRIZZM // CHIVAS CHRIST // MCDJ KNIFE
December 30, 2011

THe Holidayze are almost over. While you’ve been busy stuffin’ yer face with turkey and chocolate, we’ve been busy piecing together some new DEAFWISH music. Put yer rap caps on & get ready to hear some of the fre$h team tracks…
Thrizzm
A true super-group – featuring Employee of the Month, Chivas Brother & the man/myth/legend Durt $wan.
These two lead off singles are seeing double, touching on important issues like living life at full volume and watching the club stay young.
Chivas Brother – Gypsy Girl
Live and tuned up from ‘In the closet’ studios, Le Chiv (aka Chivas Christ) penned this cute little number for the figure skating girls of the NORTHCOAST and beyond. Set your meat sabres to ‘fap’.
MCDJ KNIFE
London basement beats have never sounded so brutal (like in the good metal music sense of brutal). Get a mic have yer stupid friend rap over this. If we like it, we’ll put it to plastic and tell the world it’s great.
Think you can handle it?
$ighted >>LMFAO :: 12152011 : Winnipeg
December 18, 2011

::Name: LMFAO
::File Under:: Pop! American House Music
::Origin:: Los Angeles
::Look: Zebra Neon Disguise
:Sound: Low IQ Pop House
::Midset Schmoke Break::
If possible.
::Highlites::
- !Bass!
- !Babez!
- !Beer!
::Lolites::
- “emotinoal” jams
- 1 drink limit
R 2 cents…
Honestly, it’s easy to h8 on these guys. They’re from rich families & have had every opportunity a hard working band would kill for.
That said, the show wuz entertaining.
Was the music mind blowing? Probably not.
It was american dance. A shat watering down of popular tracks from Europe.
Butt….
You can f*ckin’ argue with 10 000 smiling faces pumping glowsticks and making memories.
You can die a music snob & I’ll go into tha ground as a fan of this show.
Ticket Price: $45
Worth: $46
::Evidence::
Here’s a bootleg recording of 5 of the hits. Without the visual aspect the show leaves something to be de$ired, but f*ck it.
That’s why you pay them money.
Thursday Bl$tbak >> High Five Drive :: Melodic Sk8 Grinderz ::
December 16, 2011

::Who ?? High Five Drive
::What ?? Sk8 or DIY technical Pop Punx
:: Wheree ?? Canada, France, Spain, Ukrain, UK, Japan & Beyond
:: When ?? 2000ishish – 2010
:: Why ?? ‘cuz the kidz wanna palm-mute, jump kick, mosh rawk*!
>> R 2 Cents…
High speed, hard workin’ guitar jerkin’ punk rock with a D.I.Y. ethic tha kidz probably wouldn’t understand. High Five Drive put the pedal to the metal and always looked at the elbow.
High Five Drive – Foreign Mantras Make Great Role Models
High Five Drive in the Ukraine
High Five Drive in Barcelona
Fre$h Cut$z >> Employee of the Month & Chivas Brother drop new Rap ClassiCs
December 14, 2011

So we sh!t the bed on doing updatez for a while; BUT NOT WITHOUT GOOD REA$ON!!!
The Team has been hard at work; crankin’ out new music that will make your ear cells feel like 41$bucks so take 8 minutes and give u$ a listen…
Employee of the Month – Cocaine (yes you can!) feat. Durt$wan & Dutchie
Employee of the Month delves into rap music’s bigges (not so) secret;: Cocaine. Backed by the life experience of Durt$wan & newcomer Dutchie >>> This is an instant disco classic.
Chivas Brother – Slave2Wage (beatz by mc/DJ Knife)
All this ‘occupy’ action has made its way to the NORTHCOAST and it affected the Chivas Brother personally. He took to closet studios & laid down this workin’ man anthem over another hawt (HOT!) mc/DJ Knife Beat.
BONUS:::: MC/DJ Knife – Threat
Holed up in his London studio, MC/DJ Knife has been hard at work. This groovy whitesplotation beat pisses swagger in yer earz and begs for yer story to slobber on it. Otherwise, just blow a purple hayze and give it a listen; then rap over it & let us kno…
Did u Luv or h8 it? Leave us a comment………………….
North Amurrican Blog Update II
December 7, 2011

We’re gonna keep the music updatez cummin’ at you…
Let’s start it up with a dark ‘Inquisition‘ into black metal…
These guys describe themselves as Drums and Pagan war explosions & we would have to agree. Press play on the track below; then head over to Invisible Oranges to see some photos of their white faces in white make up (!)
Now that your earz have been suffishuntly blasted out with !Black Metal!; it’z time 4 some rap.
Manly rap.
About Hot Dogz.
DEAFWISH emcee Employee of the Month got down at the Level II studio to bless us all with this oh-maj to drunk hotdog buying….
Hot Dogs songs don’t impress ur girl?
the peepz over at StereoGum unvailed this new Islands track “This is not a song”
Oddly enough; we agree. It is a hipster piece of shi~ that is barely listenable (even to slip it in the hottest of ladiez)
But We’re not here to judge, so listen 2 it with a lady & make yer move…
b!tch.
**ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE**
We lost another true Soul Singer
Legend Howard Tate passed away yesterday, leaving us with one less actual talent in this biznuzzzz….
Janis Jopin did a wo-town cover of his hit Get it While you Can that reeked of hippie schmoke but gained some popularity;
but
that
ain’t how itz going down…
Here’s Howard belting out his track a few years ago to a crowd a fraction of the size he deserved
keep yer earz tuned up; more next week.
-cVo

