Soooooo::: we’ve been realz lazy on the banned music tuesdays as of late.

Lucky the olympics reminded us that some $ounds should just be bannned*&^!%$!!!!!

Let’z redo this song for week 2*! We got a prize pack for the best; better version; of a Vancouver 2010 Olympic Theme song.

LEts call it peoples choice.

Hit us up on the twitter or the facebook with a link to your song to enter.

There’s nothing like an aging “punk band” who; 14.7 years later; is still trying to tap that TWEEN market to reunite the DEAFWISH crack team for some BANNING. Some consider them the Canadian Green Day. We consider anything known as the “Canadian version…” to suck limp donkey dink.

Their new album is about DEATH. We can only hope for a subtle twist when their tour/pedofile bus crashes into a semi-truck with a cargo of miracle whip on the yellow head highway, leaving their mangled disfigured bodies with the stench of rotten mayonaise, followed by a pencil dyck music critic from vancouver to nonchallently think, “Isn’t that ironic.”

Yes you were good 14 years ago. Now ur fading like Tom’s hairline!#$%^&*!(! All Gob that isn’t this video is banned. UR wElC0m3#!

It’z 2 easy to Banish “legends” when their sound is descibed as “natural, sometimes innocent country rock”. So git tha ga$oline and pour it on ur dad’s record collection: The Eagles have been BANNED%^&!

IT’$ not all bad. DEAFWISH still recommends that you play Desparado when you need to convince women you have a sensitive side. And…if you are ever in need of a touch of california::: We’ve tak3n the time to put together a Downloadable version Hotel California. Treat your ear$ to this |

Download “Hotel California” mp3

This week DEAFWISH is dishing a le$$on in knowing your limits. Rappers turned R&B’ers and producers turned rappers fall under the train. We can only hope the wheels crush their vocal chords and leave us in pe@ce.

Kanye West
New comer/serial cry bebe Kanye West has stepped from the ranks of “why is he famou$” rappers and into the zone of Hard&B – rap-influenced R&B. His nasal-self affirmation rap was bad enough, stop the bleeding^&! The vocoding has gone too FAR^&!* Kanye is BANNED (and hopefully broken)

Timbaland (a.k.a. Timbo a.k.a. nice shoulders fo yo shoulders)
Shock value. Pretty much describes the feeling you get when you hear mighty TIM flex his Miami Dolphins trained muscle on some painfully ghost written lyrics. Stay behind the board buddy^!

Note that Sexual eruption a.k.a. Sensual Seduction is spared from di$ list cuz duh video roxxx^&*(@!

Hippies and college tokers around the world…the time has come to close The Doors.

The DEAFWISH Statistics and Analysis team has gathered some historical data. Check out this chart:

Reppin’ hard on the pink line is the amount of BA$$ required for sound that doesn’t suck. As you can see by the red line, The Doors and their noodlie 60′z stone have failed to keep pace. Thu$, we can finally put the Lizard king to rest.

R.I.P. -> It is recommended that you funnel vodka until you die or forget that the storm was ever ridden and the fires that were lit. DEAFWISH is not responsible for you actions.

In badd news:
The T.I. index exploded and caught fire. Pray for forgivene$$%^&*(!)