Banned Music – November 4 – 2008
This just in from the LEGAL TEAM@#$%^!
6.n.0w! – - – Based on numbers gathered by DEAFWISH statistics an’ analysis the T.I. index is in a shit-storm barrel roll%^&!*(! The shit rope is getting short%^&!! We’re staring down the barrel of of a shit cannon.^&*(!!
ALSO$%^&*(!
1.a.16 – - – Any sound (or pattern of sounds) that encourages “Celtic dancing” shal be punishible by Aaron Carter playing bag pipes.
Banned Music – October 21 – 2008
The time has come soldiers.
We must restrict your iPods for your own good.
Over the coming months and years DEAFWISH will help you to keep track of what music you shouldn’t waste your time with.
For one, it’s not DEAFWISH.
For two, it’s so bad it hurts.
Not in that bad/good nipple clamps way. In that cover your bleeding ears and pray for delivery kinda of way. Here’s this weeks picks:
1. – T.I.
This guy sounds like a laxative overdose. If you own/listen, even in novelty, you are bound to be contaminated. What does this mean for you? Less braincells and no chance of understanding the world of music. We’re assembling a howt line of ‘boos’ to get whatever they like….le$$ T.I.!
2 – Acid Jazz
You’re gonna hurt yourself with this type of wuss-bayg^&!*! Free jazz on acid is allowed, but never acid jazz. Enrich your life today!
