Soooooo::: we’ve been realz lazy on the banned music tuesdays as of late.

Lucky the olympics reminded us that some $ounds should just be bannned*&^!%$!!!!!

Let’z redo this song for week 2*! We got a prize pack for the best; better version; of a Vancouver 2010 Olympic Theme song.

LEts call it peoples choice.

Hit us up on the twitter or the facebook with a link to your song to enter.

Now that we’ve got the celebrating out of the way (thx 4 cummin’!); it’s back to business. Plans for an x-ma$ get together are under way & Employee tracks are on the mixdown. Expect another DJ Found Dead mix in the next few days.

We’ve dugg an Employee of the Month / Sodomizing Sara(h) collab out of the vault. It’s a sharp little ditty about animated pornography and warcraft.

Click Here to Download The MP3

There’s nothing like an aging “punk band” who; 14.7 years later; is still trying to tap that TWEEN market to reunite the DEAFWISH crack team for some BANNING. Some consider them the Canadian Green Day. We consider anything known as the “Canadian version…” to suck limp donkey dink.

Their new album is about DEATH. We can only hope for a subtle twist when their tour/pedofile bus crashes into a semi-truck with a cargo of miracle whip on the yellow head highway, leaving their mangled disfigured bodies with the stench of rotten mayonaise, followed by a pencil dyck music critic from vancouver to nonchallently think, “Isn’t that ironic.”

Yes you were good 14 years ago. Now ur fading like Tom’s hairline!#$%^&*!(! All Gob that isn’t this video is banned. UR wElC0m3#!

It’z 2 easy to Banish “legends” when their sound is descibed as “natural, sometimes innocent country rock”. So git tha ga$oline and pour it on ur dad’s record collection: The Eagles have been BANNED%^&!

IT’$ not all bad. DEAFWISH still recommends that you play Desparado when you need to convince women you have a sensitive side. And…if you are ever in need of a touch of california::: We’ve tak3n the time to put together a Downloadable version Hotel California. Treat your ear$ to this |

Download “Hotel California” mp3

Start 2009er with the trend that doesn’t end: DEAFWISH TATTOOS !!??!

For an (un)limited time DEAFWISH will pay 43%* of any DW/NORTHCOAST tattoo. Check out these hot new “tats” from today’s latest cool kids (not that ghay boy band rap group):

CHIEF HAPPINESS COORDINATOR brings the xxxmas cheer all year round with this festive display—>

The CVO’s ode to the great MIAMI DOLPHINS with this slick and functional camou look—–>

And here is the CHIEF STUNT SUPERVISOR, DIRT DAWWG, rocking the classic double AK-47 ===>

*$$45 LIMIT