THe Holidayze are almost over. While you’ve been busy stuffin’ yer face with turkey and chocolate, we’ve been busy piecing together some new DEAFWISH music. Put yer rap caps on & get ready to hear some of the fre$h team tracks…

Thrizzm

A true super-group – featuring Employee of the Month, Chivas Brother & the man/myth/legend Durt $wan.

These two lead off singles are seeing double, touching on important issues like living life at full volume and watching the club stay young.

Chivas Brother – Gypsy Girl

Live and tuned up from ‘In the closet’ studios, Le Chiv (aka Chivas Christ) penned this cute little number for the figure skating girls of the NORTHCOAST and beyond. Set your meat sabres to ‘fap’.

MCDJ KNIFE

London basement beats have never sounded so brutal (like in the good metal music sense of brutal). Get a mic have yer stupid friend rap over this. If we like it, we’ll put it to plastic and tell the world it’s great.

Think you can handle it?

Soooooo::: we’ve been realz lazy on the banned music tuesdays as of late.

Lucky the olympics reminded us that some $ounds should just be bannned*&^!%$!!!!!

Let’z redo this song for week 2*! We got a prize pack for the best; better version; of a Vancouver 2010 Olympic Theme song.

LEts call it peoples choice.

Hit us up on the twitter or the facebook with a link to your song to enter.

Now that we’ve got the celebrating out of the way (thx 4 cummin’!); it’s back to business. Plans for an x-ma$ get together are under way & Employee tracks are on the mixdown. Expect another DJ Found Dead mix in the next few days.

We’ve dugg an Employee of the Month / Sodomizing Sara(h) collab out of the vault. It’s a sharp little ditty about animated pornography and warcraft.

Click Here to Download The MP3

There’s nothing like an aging “punk band” who; 14.7 years later; is still trying to tap that TWEEN market to reunite the DEAFWISH crack team for some BANNING. Some consider them the Canadian Green Day. We consider anything known as the “Canadian version…” to suck limp donkey dink.

Their new album is about DEATH. We can only hope for a subtle twist when their tour/pedofile bus crashes into a semi-truck with a cargo of miracle whip on the yellow head highway, leaving their mangled disfigured bodies with the stench of rotten mayonaise, followed by a pencil dyck music critic from vancouver to nonchallently think, “Isn’t that ironic.”

Yes you were good 14 years ago. Now ur fading like Tom’s hairline!#$%^&*!(! All Gob that isn’t this video is banned. UR wElC0m3#!

It’z 2 easy to Banish “legends” when their sound is descibed as “natural, sometimes innocent country rock”. So git tha ga$oline and pour it on ur dad’s record collection: The Eagles have been BANNED%^&!

IT’$ not all bad. DEAFWISH still recommends that you play Desparado when you need to convince women you have a sensitive side. And…if you are ever in need of a touch of california::: We’ve tak3n the time to put together a Downloadable version Hotel California. Treat your ear$ to this |

Download “Hotel California” mp3