Banned Music – December 2 – 2008
This week DEAFWISH is dishing a le$$on in knowing your limits. Rappers turned R&B’ers and producers turned rappers fall under the train. We can only hope the wheels crush their vocal chords and leave us in pe@ce.
Kanye West
New comer/serial cry bebe Kanye West has stepped from the ranks of “why is he famou$” rappers and into the zone of Hard&B – rap-influenced R&B. His nasal-self affirmation rap was bad enough, stop the bleeding^&! The vocoding has gone too FAR^&!* Kanye is BANNED (and hopefully broken)
Timbaland (a.k.a. Timbo a.k.a. nice shoulders fo yo shoulders)
Shock value. Pretty much describes the feeling you get when you hear mighty TIM flex his Miami Dolphins trained muscle on some painfully ghost written lyrics. Stay behind the board buddy^!
Note that Sexual eruption a.k.a. Sensual Seduction is spared from di$ list cuz duh video roxxx^&*(@!
Banned Music – November 18 – 2008
Hippies and college tokers around the world…the time has come to close The Doors.
The DEAFWISH Statistics and Analysis team has gathered some historical data. Check out this chart:
Reppin’ hard on the pink line is the amount of BA$$ required for sound that doesn’t suck. As you can see by the red line, The Doors and their noodlie 60′z stone have failed to keep pace. Thu$, we can finally put the Lizard king to rest.
R.I.P. -> It is recommended that you funnel vodka until you die or forget that the storm was ever ridden and the fires that were lit. DEAFWISH is not responsible for you actions.
In badd news:
The T.I. index exploded and caught fire. Pray for forgivene$$%^&*(!)
Banned Music – November 4 – 2008
This just in from the LEGAL TEAM@#$%^!
6.n.0w! – - – Based on numbers gathered by DEAFWISH statistics an’ analysis the T.I. index is in a shit-storm barrel roll%^&!*(! The shit rope is getting short%^&!! We’re staring down the barrel of of a shit cannon.^&*(!!
ALSO$%^&*(!
1.a.16 – - – Any sound (or pattern of sounds) that encourages “Celtic dancing” shal be punishible by Aaron Carter playing bag pipes.
Banned Music – October 21 – 2008
The time has come soldiers.
We must restrict your iPods for your own good.
Over the coming months and years DEAFWISH will help you to keep track of what music you shouldn’t waste your time with.
For one, it’s not DEAFWISH.
For two, it’s so bad it hurts.
Not in that bad/good nipple clamps way. In that cover your bleeding ears and pray for delivery kinda of way. Here’s this weeks picks:
1. – T.I.
This guy sounds like a laxative overdose. If you own/listen, even in novelty, you are bound to be contaminated. What does this mean for you? Less braincells and no chance of understanding the world of music. We’re assembling a howt line of ‘boos’ to get whatever they like….le$$ T.I.!
2 – Acid Jazz
You’re gonna hurt yourself with this type of wuss-bayg^&!*! Free jazz on acid is allowed, but never acid jazz. Enrich your life today!
