Is your post-holiday Monday going sub-par? The mediums of mystics at DEAFWISH HQ have connected with the higher power that is Bowie Jesus to receive the revelations for 2015. We sat around the boardroom table and the Ouiji board spoke, answering our questions about life and love. Here’s what the duke hath decreed…
How can I be cool at work?
“Dance as if everyone is watching” – Bowie Jesus
I resolved to lose weight, how should I go about it?
“Fish sliders and cocaine must be plentiful” – Bowie Jesus
What’s the best way to get famous in 2015?
“Don’t take any shit & give up on folk music early” – Bowie Jesus
There you have it. 3 tips to help you meet your New Years resolutions. Take these mind altering ideas (and substances) and pursue a path of righteous living.
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